There is a little worm peeking out of Brian Cowen”s right ear. The next time you see him on telly, have a good look. You can see the head ? about the size of a pixel ? if you record it and put your DVD player on hold as you play it back. Scientists working for Britain’s secret services developed this worm in a very secret laboratory somewhere in Wiltshire, England.
This worm has been created to bring about the downfall of our wonderful little land. It is designed to multiply prolifically and is genetically coded to eat inside the brains of our TDs, implanting them with information to destroy the country. The early stages of infection include talking utter gibberish, a bloated sense of importance, forming unsustainable economic policy based on credit and property tax breaks, and planning to transform the country to an imagined, Gaelic-speaking, paradise.
